Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving License Made, Is “Remember 1 Thing Son If U’re Going To Hit Anything, Make Sure Its Cheap”

Our friendship means a lot to me. U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh. U jump out of the window I look down & then . . . I laugh again

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.

Three ants find an elephant asleep. One says,”We’ll kill him!” Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!” 3rd one says: “choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..

Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo man is on d right side & woman on d left? A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d Left Side & Assets on d Right!

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give you a job. I don’t need much help. Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You will see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!

Open with Love… If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I… Love… Disturbing you…

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait…. Searching…. searching… still searching…. Sorry, NO BRAIN found…!

U look sweet when u read my message. U look sweeter when u read my message & smile. U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.v

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom, while soap in ur eyes. Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u. Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…

When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOOD PERSON!!!.. & When u were born devil said … Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….